bring it to me

howd... ok i rmbed the previous post. I am not that old.

Its 140 am and the night is still young. Few more hours to go with my notes and practice papers. I have endless supply of red bulls and coffees and toothpicks are readily available to keep my eyes up.

In case i am scaring you muggers a fair bit, please take relief from the fact that i have wasted my day away doing....

Oh my god, i have reached the stage when i have no idea i was doing the entire day. Perfect. Brilliant. You've probably read gazillion number of blogs with their bloggers claiming 'i shouldnt be here! back to mugging =) <3* or the likes of it. Nope, i am definitely not stooping to their levels, i am always on my highly placed pedestal where none of you mortal beings can ever reach.

I am rushing this post against a youtube song. I wanna prove to myself that i can blog faster than a 8 min song. Its equivalent to writing a 500 words essay in...

Darn, i've just lost to the youtube. I cant even win a youtube song. Note the loser factor in my life. Speaking of loser and noobs, whats more noob than having your bike stolen. Is it

A) Bike to dinner with your best friend
B) Lock bike on a signpost
C) Find yourself self-pwned after being unable to remove the lock cos your key simply wont work.
D) All of the above.

Sms your answer to 81021933 and thy shalt be rewarded with one year supply of goodies worth over 60 cents. Rules and conditions apply.
*for contestants under 18 yo, please feel free to just sms and waste your parents' hard earned money and for contestants over 18, you should be ashamed of yourselves for doing such rubbish*

Stop mugging. Seriously.

Serious

Black