Saturday, September 26, 2009

1-0 to the arsenal

Howdy! I think i like to start my blog with howdy after all! The past few days have been pretty sick, in the sense that lots of cool stuff has happened. lets break it down:

1. Prelims are things of the past. Another great piece of history.
2. Prelims results are arriving soon. wtf.
3. Arsenal won. =)

Friday was a really long day. We had a chem mcq at 8 am till 9 am then we found ourselves with 5 more hours to rot before the next paper. Question 1, what will you do when you have 5 hours to kill? Is it

A) Play MJ
B) Play Lan
C) Play hide and seek with your bf/gf
D) Going to parkway giant and do useless stuff like watching transformers, only to have the shop assistant pausing your show then decided to go to thaipan but realised airport is the better alternative after seeing 36 go by us then eat at popeye's talking about LF2 and pokemon before learning 'how to remove vj shirts button (guys edition) 101' then playing some F1 stimulator before taking sky train and bus to go back school

I know its a tough one readers, it is worth noting that the probability of getting it wrong is 3/4 whereas getting it right is only 1/4. The winner who guessed it right gets to PCC with me.

U heard it right! PCC, the famous play chinese chess. i might even let u have the red pieces so you can go first.

Ytd was even more great fun. Along with wk harry and elton, the fantastic four set off to tampines swimming complex for some wet and wild action which includes hugging of harry underwater, seeing wk acting like a merlion and elton showing off his hot bod. Viewer discretion is advised.
We then went to harry's place (yes, its grimmauld place) to play some mouthwatering MJ. Harry's got this thick pull up bar aka PUB which is there, i suppose, to help him train to defeat voldemort. Mj was some crazy action which saw some naked bodies , complete with flabs and beads of sweat and the infatuation with the word 'tits'. We have raging hormones to blame for this.

Then we turn carom masters. Carom was pure shit notfun because harry obv has home ground advantage and this needs no further explanation. kthxbye.

We then became chefs. As the guy from ratatouille once claimed 'Anyone can cook!", we decided to put this myth to the test. Hence, we bcame chefs and mythbusters altgt. We fried noodles, made wanton soup, all without the impt ingredient: egg. Nevertheless, we dug in and managed to pull it off and dinner was served. The myth was also given a 'plausible' due to some unpleasant oil splattering i made.

Then we went home on bus and my flu was rather bad. The weather sucks damn hard these days, bloody forest fires. And waited patiently for arsenal, which was a helluva match.

Firstly, i still believe diaby is not arsenal material. A capable backup perhaps but not a starter in any case.
Secondly, the team played quite well collectively, defence was quite solid even though fulham had many many shots on targets due to their own brilliant attacking play. We have the Young Vito to thank. He was possessed by god of all goalkeepers and was pulling off saves which david seamen would be proud of.
Thirdly, its 3 pts. Nuff said.

I am gonna soak myself in the post prelims mood. Today is but only the second day of the 4-days relaxation package. And its early. The day is young.

My life is good =)

COYG!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

now where were we?

apologies are in order.

I didnt mean to ignore you, dear blog, for a few days but i was totally too preoccupied with other things.

lets see, i have 3 more papers left, namely chem paper1&2 and phy paper 1. On paper (haha!), that looks good and i dont have to be a stressed-out cat for long anymore.

At least until the As.

And why must i use a cat?

Well, i think we can always use a dog or wadeva but a cat fits just fine eh? or something. wadeva.

I shall leave you here today, i cant think of what to type when a chemistry paper is just round the corner.

Why must it be round the corner??

Saturday, September 19, 2009

we do not need belgian chocolate when we have The Belgium Centrehalf

Hail The Verminator™

Top scorer for arsenal at the moment and yes, he plays as a central defender

*more next week*

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

brain drain

when used in economics terms, brain drain depicts a pool of local talents being 'lost' to foreign countries, in a sense. But thats not enough and i demand a whole new definition and hence, brain drain will now be defined as:

Brain drain : used to describe a severe and serious condition of one, especially students and economics students at that, who find himself blanked out and totally tired after 2 or more strenous papers.


Today was a brain drain day. Economics never fail to give me headaches, never. And the maths that followed was simply rubbish and horrible. I probably should have managed my time well but still...

whining never gets anyone far. I am sorry. But whining does make me feel better. At times.

In other news, i am superly tired. i shall succumb to The Bed™ soon and let it devour me.

Its the right time to say: wake me up when september ends.

or you can wake me up before the next paper starts, sigh.

Monday, September 14, 2009

this doesnt make sense

as in yea i know the papers gonna come right at me in like 9 hrs time but hey, i shall spare you all the 'omgomg i shldnt be here' nonsense and all.

E is for econs, i mention that some months back on a day before a certain econs paper which i have totally no memory about. Fast forward to a few months ahead, and lo and behold! i am here again. Lets see, e is still for econs but surely aiming for E now would be, in no disrespect to any econs noobs out there, a low target.

Theres this part of me which is urging me to aim for better results and then there this laid-back part of me which is sniggering at the thought of an A or B, subconsciously forcing me to believe aiming low would spare myself the disappointment and dismay which may or may not arrive.

Its like the battle of the evil and good inside my mind. The only issue is that i cant differentiate which is the devil or the angel in this case.

Hold on, d/dx devil & ange...

Not in formula list , gah.



i will walk into the exam hall with the econs knowledge i possess after reading the notes and i will walk out of the hall, no matter how badly or well (welly?) i have done, without the intention to '2,8, on' all the econs stuff.


Its all for the As.

*secretly prays that gives me the impetus to study harder*


wish me luck! it wont last you a lifetime unless you die young.

ahhhh

Saturday, September 12, 2009

yes i am calm now

its around 14 hrs after the match and thank god, i am calm now.

Sort of expected i would be here, blogging about arsenal once again. In the wake of the terrible terrible defeat we suffered from the moneybags city, i urge all arsenal fans (myself included) to not give up hope.

Apologies are in order. I did not mean to swear as much as i did but i did anyway so oh well, who care, kthxbye. The reasons why manc beat us are due to
1. they had more hunger to win and they are home.

2. shitface was facing his old club and he just want to prove to us that selling him was a mistake. From what i saw in the match, shitface wasnt super impressive but his work rate was bordering the absurd. He was running all over and even making crucial defensive headers away. Credits to that shitface, but we are a better side now. we are the Arsenal.

3. I picked out song, diaby and almunia as those who were culpable for our defeat. I take back my words. I cant only think that they had a bad day in the office and that happens to everyone time to time. If quan can have spoil his lock randomly, theres no reason why arsenal players cant screw up once in a while.


But please, dun screw up too much.

*however, i do agree that almunia must buck up. His performances are worrying.*

well its sunday now and i have to study econs. Cant get started just yet so i'll just laze around until the mood kicks in.

Good idea?

gulps

irrelevant

you know, i sometimes question myself why i get so fucking pissed when arsenal loses. I haven got an answer, even till now. Emotions can be one hell of a drug, i say.

4-2 to man city and i am not taking the defeat very well, to say the least. A better description would be i feel like i just lost a lottery ticket which won 10 million bucks and i got so pissed off i kick a guy, only to find out hes a cop and get thrown to a gay prison and get fucked 10 times over. From the back.

Its not a good description but i really am pissed. So pissed that i have jus thrown my pencil out of the window.

ok, i did not. I just wanna make a lousy joke to make myself smile.

After 17 years of life, i just found out, surprise surprise, i dont take defeats very nicely. Wenger's mentality of 'show me a good loser and i'll show you a loser' is so embedded in my brain its harmful. Lets break down reasons on why arsenal lost the game:

1. The micah richards goal was a total one in a million chance. Even god of fortune cant make a ball bounce off the post, back to the keeper, den score. But micah did it. asshole.

2. The second goal was bad defending. Song, brilliant for the past few wks, suddenly turned into a 6 y-o defender and allowed mica..., sorry, asshole into the penalty area and pass to the man who should have stayed as a construction worker forever, bellamy to hit it home. It was a fierce strike but it was so fucking straight, i cant help but wonder if lehmann would have saved it.

3. Diaby. Hes an interesting character. He has those feet which can make maradona go wild. Those strides which can rival usain bolt but a footballing brain so small that even a shark (which FYI has the smallest brain ever) would be ashamed of. There are too many moments of 'turning past 4 defenders with a wonderful piece of skill and pass the ball into the corner flag with no real pressure'. I love diaby, i just hope his footballing sense would improve a bit.

4. adebayor. enough said. The greatest shitface of all time, the grand daddy of them all, scoring a goal is enough to make me switch off the tv. I can barely stay on to watch the celebration.


I am writing all this just minutes after the match. It shouldnt be the case. Give me a few more hours and i am sure the expletives would be non-existant.

But i have to sleep. For now, fuck man city and fuck the football.


did i mention F you adebayor?

i would suffer for so long...

to get my As. Not.

I love maths but i cant really say that for physics. Simple harmonic motion is not simple, for sure. Its the prelims, at long last. And its econs and maths for day one! and i haven did much econs! ! =)! !!

pardon me, i am not very sane these days.

Arsenal in a couple of hours time. i will complete some maths so i can earn the right to watch it.

Life

Is

Good











































what?

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

bring it to me

howd... ok i rmbed the previous post. I am not that old.

Its 140 am and the night is still young. Few more hours to go with my notes and practice papers. I have endless supply of red bulls and coffees and toothpicks are readily available to keep my eyes up.

In case i am scaring you muggers a fair bit, please take relief from the fact that i have wasted my day away doing....

Oh my god, i have reached the stage when i have no idea i was doing the entire day. Perfect. Brilliant. You've probably read gazillion number of blogs with their bloggers claiming 'i shouldnt be here! back to mugging =) <3* or the likes of it. Nope, i am definitely not stooping to their levels, i am always on my highly placed pedestal where none of you mortal beings can ever reach.

I am rushing this post against a youtube song. I wanna prove to myself that i can blog faster than a 8 min song. Its equivalent to writing a 500 words essay in...

Darn, i've just lost to the youtube. I cant even win a youtube song. Note the loser factor in my life. Speaking of loser and noobs, whats more noob than having your bike stolen. Is it

A) Bike to dinner with your best friend
B) Lock bike on a signpost
C) Find yourself self-pwned after being unable to remove the lock cos your key simply wont work.
D) All of the above.

Sms your answer to 81021933 and thy shalt be rewarded with one year supply of goodies worth over 60 cents. Rules and conditions apply.
*for contestants under 18 yo, please feel free to just sms and waste your parents' hard earned money and for contestants over 18, you should be ashamed of yourselves for doing such rubbish*

Stop mugging. Seriously.

Serious

Black

Monday, September 7, 2009

i am bamboozled

howdy, from today onwards, i will stop starting with howdy.

just like how i am gonna force myself to study 16 hrs a day, with 8 left to sleep, hows tt. hmph.

In other news, i cant integrate maths to save my life. I mean, seriously. So this can only mean one thing: arsenal is gonna win the title.

totally linkless, i am not making much sense (or cents, haha, haha....) here.

Fishsmell will say life sucks, take drugs. I dont have money for that. holey.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

sleep is good

howdy, mugging at airport was so so. Managed to do some maths, some physics, some rubbish talking, some coffee, some red bull, some fries and everything was just stoned.

Dont get it? Neither do i.

We then gamed for a few hours. Cruyff turns, crazy b. charlton smashes and disgusting volleys. Doubt you guys even know wad i am gibbering about. Fret not, i am not sane. Yet.

i have to study. Its not a choice anymore.

Btw, go watch how rooney cheated his way to a penalty. You dont tackle a defender, act like a a hurricane just blew you off your feet and whine like a kid for a penalty and actually get one. Oh wait, its england, of course its possible. Well done shrek, well done.

Off to the books, i am serious.

Really

Saturday, September 5, 2009

fly fly fly

howdy, i am off to the airport in minutes.

Gd night world.

P.S. i am not flying off though sadly =(

Friday, September 4, 2009

Heart of Greed

Howdy people, i am gonna make it 3 in a row. On a certain day in july in 2008, i claimed 'Tang Xin Feng Bao is the best drama serial i've ever watched. Period.'
I still stand by my words, its really finger-licking good!

*religiously switches on the tv at 9pm*

Oh did i mention chang zai xin? oooo, omg dear chang zai xin....

Btw, i stayed home today to mug once more and to the dismay of all my loverboys/girls out there, i succumbed to The Bed™ at around 5pm and that was it, really. But hey, i caught up eventually and managed to squeeze yet another econs notes down. woo, steady.. steady...

Oh did i mention chang zai xin just broke up with alfred? Yay =)

I have arrived at the zone where staying home is now one of the greatest pleasures in my life. Holy. Somehow, home feel like, well, home. Naturally.

That said, seven days without arsenal really does make one weak. I am craving some soccer.
Cravings are best left satisfied, any soccer kakis out there?

P.S. Alfred's fringe sucks.
P.P.S tengster is Ah Ji.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Dear god....

Howdy, i am digging 2 A7X songs now. Though i am listening to their songs, my heart still lies with Bon Jovi so please do not be jealous, Jon. Really.

Staying home to mug today was rather, erm, productive. The usual culprits, mainly the tablet pc and The Bed™, were there to disrupt my well-contemplated plan. Sadly, i had to struggle to fend them off and managed to absorb a couple of economics notes, only.

But hey! thats better than staying-home-to-watch-SCV-only-to-take-a-nap-and-wake-at-8pm-to-watch-tv-and-sleep routine.

I have long lost my nocturnal mugging habits. I recall those days when i buy cup noodles and potato chips and gorge myself in the middle of night while memorising marianne chong like a bible. Or the days when i find myself walking in a jacket to the vending machine to buy red bull for my biology muggathon. I find myself using the comp in the night, distracted by even the slightest movement of my fan, annoyed by my own shadow on the table and basically not satisfied with the studying environment. Nothing's wrong with my room, its the user.

Slacker and whiners will only get as far as the finishing line but they never do get to cross it. why? Because they dont deserve to and in the bitter end, their conscience and regrets will only return to haunt them. What do you seek in this lif? whats your long term gratification?

I sit in my chair this noon and contemplated about playing a few games on my ps2. Oh yea, that would give me gratification. No. I should say instant gratification. But i realise i am gonna regret in the next 4-6 hours for wasting precious minutes away which could have been used for something else (not The Bed™) and i did otherwise. Painstakingly, i tried to read econs and it felt good and it will last for the next few days i am sure.

Short term, mid term, long term. Do you take the short and painless way out or do you, like the butterfly, struggle out from the cocoon and live a life stronger, better and in control?

In other news, i had a great day of eating today, attributed to the fact that today is the 15th or something. Dad finished my entire bottle of sprite and this means i have no sprite to go with vodka. Well, its not like i have been drinking a lot these days. Serious.
Roast duck and chicken and beehoon and.... Ok i shant make u hungry (or hungrier) anymore.

The words to the wise when the fire dies,
you think its over but its just begun.

oooo

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

fill the damn bottle up dude

Howdy, i am literally wasting my minutes away watching singapore'crap'idol on TV. The songs are not very impressive, the singers are not eye-catching and the flair is, sadly, non-existent. I believe the crux of the problem lies with our young singaporean singers bu zhi tian gao di hou. (overestimating their own abilities happy?) hmph.

Who am i kidding? I cant sing 3 notes perfectly and the only time i showcase my talent is when i am shampooing my luscious(haha) hair. I believe the day when i become singapore idol, pigs will fly.

Hey! Swine flu! (flew, geddit?)

Today was GP and if there was one word to sum it all up: manageable. Not entirely simple(like as if they still produce those anymore) but not terribly impossible to even jot a single word down. Considering the 6-7 hours i dedicated solely for GP the day before, anything lesser than manageable would have been enough to elicit a (phrase where youngsters, like me, have accustomed to) "EPIC FAIL"

Airport is a really nice place to study during the weekdays, without the usual hordes of tourists and whatever. I see many students studying there too. Well, the airport is clean, has toilets almost everywhere, water coolers are ubiquitous and the aircon seems to be on 24/7 mode. I will return to study there again, saturday perhaps, when our dear nk is gonna fly off to shanghai(or issit beijing oops?), that i am sure. I know quan and teng are drooling over this prospect. =) After all, students of all age study there! Whatever the majority does, it must be good.

Or so they all say.

Oh the shortsightedness of people.

I prefer the comfort of my home anytime. Its just a wee bit too comfortable. (the bed oh my gosh)

Its time for... groword!

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