hey! this shit is real!

howdy. blog. cough. sucks.

Despite my coughing, the doctor wasnt convinced i have H1N1 and decided to give me just a mere one day of MC. I'll take it anytime though.

I spend majority of the entire day home and it was great. I am serious. I think i haven fallen deeply in love with my bed and this is no laughing matter. Its like the thing i crave whenever i am not at home and the first thing i wish to do when i reach home every single day is to enjoy its comfort. If this isnt love, i dunno what is.

Some juicy arsenal stuff. the squad is shrinking, not unlike how my brain is doing right now. We have sold 2 africans and brought in a belgian. Now another swiss is leaving and if my math is not failing me, i think we lost 2 in total. Wenger loves to build a team of attackers and attackers alone. Despite all our inherent defensive flaws, hes thinking of buying another french-born-yet-different-nationality player in the mould of chamakh.

I can imagine how wenger settles his transfer dealings.

Wenger : We conceded almost one goal per game. We need a good DM and DC.
Pat Rice : Yes, monsieur
Wenger: I shall play nasri as DM even though he is smaller than all the other DMs in the world. What do you think?
Pat Rice: Yes monsieur
Wenger: I need to buff up my defence. Do you think i should buy another attacker to make that happen?
Pat Rice: Yes monsieur
Wenger: I'll convert all my attackers! Make them machines! They will attack and defend at the same time! Melo? Yaya? Cana? bleah! If Diaby can break nasri's leg, theres no doubt he can break those legs too. Why waste the money right?
Pat Rice: Yes monsieur.
Wenger: I think i need another keeper as well... Do you think i should buy another *insert 16 yo french-born-wonderkid-striker-name*?
Pat Rice: Yes monsieur.

Its an obsession. Wenger loves attackers just like i love my bed.

Please give us all a real signing in the DM position wenger. Pretty please....