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Before i face the armies ahead....

To make this blog feel alive, i am here.

Time will forever be against us.



Life's good.
yea.

life and life

howdy, its crazy how often a blog a month. But chill yea, its not everyday that i have the time to stare at this blank white space and start typing while thinking of what to type but in actual fact, i'm typing whatever that is coming from my lil brain there which is not exactly what i'm thinking but yet i'm typing. I'm confused, let move on.

Eventful weekend yea, chilled out with my buddies roy and AC at the usual place again, of course. My house, that is, in case you didn't know, though i shld not expect my readers to know but hold on, do i even have readers? Its amazing how i am blabbering all the time, making no sense whatsoever yet enjoying it at the same time. Perhaps i have developed some strange disease like Blabberitis or whatever and its suppose to make on derive joy from typing rubbish.

And i seriously mean rubbish.

Arsenal, yes arsenal. Last game, Sunderland, youngsters, entertainment, late night football, cock eyed refs and crazy gooners. As usual, arsenal action. Yes its of no significance but i'm gonna watch it anyhow. And u cant do anything to stop me, bleh

God, i'm childish.

Right, happy mother's day to all the mothers out there, you amazing gobsmacking wonderfully fantastic mums deserved a nice celebration. It doesn't matter if you are a fat mum, stupid mum, idiotic mum, moronic mum, useless mum, pain-in-the-a$$ mum or a mixture of all mum, mother's day is yours to enjoy! Its 24 hrs only, so enjoy it before going back to your usual motherly duties! Rock on mums!

I'm wondering if life is getting better these days. I'm slacking off my days as though they were free and as a matter of fact, they are free. but you get my drift. How is it possible i'm more relaxed than in secondary school. Maybe there is a whole lot of reasons out there which i have not(currently) realised for myself. The hot girls and vj spirit definitely played a huge role in making my life a better one, the latter one especially (I know you are thinking ' yea right', so stop it)

Right now, sleep is all i want.

God, i'm random

The faintest of hope

Howdy, long time ya? Its amazing to be blogging at this very moment, sweet, sweeter than strawberry cupcake or wadeva. Yes, didn't go schl today and i'm writing this to allow medicine to kick in my system until i cant feel my fingers anymore then i shall slumber.

Oooo yes, u envious people, sleep!

6-2 to derby, crazy stuff. Expected a goal fest and wasn't disappointed but what was disappointing were the ways arsenal conceded those goals. Maybe the second was an offside but heck it, defence gotta buck up and not always rely on the attackers. Defenders are seriously needed, and i mean it.

So after the win, we are 4 pts away from the joint leaders with 2 games to play. If manure and chelscums manage to somehow f*** it up and lose pts, hmmm, we may even win the title. God am i optimistic? Its painful to know how close we came to touching tt holy mama title and falling short due to some injustice and misfortunes. I've got this gut feeling that we might be able to scrape the title thru some black magic or smth, seriously. Keep the faith, gooners.

Oh wait, maybe the groggy medicine has indeed kicked in as i typed the previous sentence, i can barely feel my fingers now. If we win the title, i will bring my arsenal jersey everyday to schl and wave ard till nxt season starts.

OK its confirmed, i'm giddy and dunno what i am typing.

Watch this space!

Standing strong

Howdy, its ages since i last blogged.

Its not that i'm getting lazier but i don't rlly have the time or the inspiration to blog a good one. Not that i'm extremely inspired right now, in fact, i'm actually not in a tip-top condition to blog but heck it.

Anyway, some arsenal news. After bowing out of the title race in that bloody defeat against Manutd and acrimoniously knocked out of the UCL by an injustice loss to Liverpool, i could barely believe our luck. Bad luck cannot be our excuse though, i feel that arsenal's demise this season is due to the fact of exhaustion and perhaps some naivety in defence. Ironically, thats where the team is most experienced in with gallas and toure in place. But cest la vie, shit happens now and then.

Cant say i've gotten out of the blues after those disgusting, puke-inducing, swearwordsaplenty defeats but i supp theres nth much anyone can do about it. So go gunners, end this season in style! Maybe people will start to look at teams playing the better football rather than judging them on trophies only...

Somemore juicy news. We are linked with Diego, Ben Arfa and David Villa. Good god. The sheer thought of Villa is sending shivers down my spine. If Villa wanna come to arsenal, i say go for it wenger. A top notch striker with excellent link up play would be a great asset to the team. Some bolstering would definitely have to be done to the squad should arsenal wanna challenge for honours next season.

Drifting away from arsenal, life's pretty tiring these days. Feeling weaker these days too, maybe its due to the weather. Holy shit, i hate being sick. Oh its 2 more min to tmr which means i have to schl soon. God knows why i'm here blogging when econs test is a couple and couple and couple of hours away. Hold on, what kind of english is that anw? I swear its the weather.....

Drowsy medicine are gd for inducing sleep. Perfect. Exactly what i need right now. Before i drift off to lala land, i've gotta say smth first..

C'mon you gunners!
There will come a day when we return, as champions of the world.

Next! Scousers!

Howdy, we are playing the scousers tomorrow, how exciting is that?

For the first time in these horrid few weeks, i'm actually feeling optimistic about this all-england clash. It is worth noting that we knocked in 9 goals into their net in 2 matches but we have also lost 4-1 to them, thanks to this stick insect.











But i doubt he'll be featuring this time, liverpool need benchwarmers for el nino to rest after he flops a full 89 min. I hope the gunners can really teach liverpool a huge football lesson, lets say 5-0?

Ok enough of football for a moment, i've realised that i have been spending time away as though it is free. Hang on, time is indeed free... shucks but i know you know what i meant? I feel its bad english to use the same words in the same sentence but i'm really too lazy to change it to 'you get my drift?' but 'know' is a very common word so pardon me if i had offend any serious english speakers out there. This is getting nowhere

Right, schl's a bore and people should know that i seldom sleep during lessons. Its not like i expect them to know but since they know me, they should know, you know? I think its great knowing that one should not use 'know' too many times at one go as people would know that know is one of my fav word, you know?

Anw its april fool's today and i have been a really really good boy *Smiles with those dimples and all* Apart from adding toothpaste into that cookie and adding salt into fruits and offering to unsuspecting homo sapiens, i have done nothing, whatsoever, to glorify this day and make it fruitful. Oh well, what to do?

I think i might be rooting for Man utd tonight against roma. Man utd is actually a really great squad with depth and talent and should they win the UCL and BPL, i will give it to them hands down. I think beside Manutd, Arsenal would always rank in second and never would they surpass Man utd in terms of their achievements or style of play. Yea.
Oh wait, you guessed it, that was april fools! Haha!

I know you know that i know i am feeling very bored now and i know you know i dun usually type such useless stuff, if you really know me or u tink you know me. Ya, i usually do more useless stuff than this you know?

All in the name of fun! You know?

Ooooh to be a gooner!

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going and going and going. 2-0 down with 10 men away from home plus rainy weather. These were the perfect ingredients for Gary Megson to pull off a famous victory against the mighty gunners. But he added at extra ingredient to this concoction, Arsene Wenger.

Le Boss showed us again why he trust his young squad so much and why we are NOT(look carefully) out of the title race yet. Man utd can still f*** it all up by losing 29-0 or smth. Ok lets be realistic but we do have a pot shot in winning the league so why not have this self belief?

I'm actually trembling with excitement now and its a long time since i felt like this, even though man utd is leading 2-0 with villa seemingly incapable of doing any arsenal magic. Perhaps they should get a man sent off 1st.

No wait, i'm joking, hang in there Villa, you guys can knock it a goal or two!

C'mon gunners. The time is now, its your chance to jump at glory. Prove me right u gunners!
Watch this space!

One in a million

Howdy, its game over.

Arsenal 1 - 2 Chelscums

The stage is set for the downfall of this season's Arsenal team. 5 draws and 1 loss is atrocious for any title challenging team and the fact remains Arsenal is not performing now. All the beautiful football and such are of no use to our title dreams. Perhaps its curtains for Arsenal...

Great, Arseblog has summed it all up to perfection. I don't feel inspired to write(type, blog wadeva) about our performance. It wasn't the worst we had but neither was it the best or at least up to that title-contenders standard. It just looks like we are running out of steam and who could we blame for having such a thin squad with niggly injuries here n there?

If Arsenal would to win the premier league, it would be an one in a million shot, a very very fortunate scrape through. There is still hope and we should not give up as gooners. What we need now is an inspiration, from whoever or whatever, i don't care, just give the lads 1.

All is not lost and if we buckle down and pull up our socks, there is still an opportunity to win it. So give it your best shot you gunners!

We're by far the greatest team! The world has ever seen!

Scousers, red devils, Russian money and the holy gunners!

Its 30 min into man u and liverpool and i just gave 2-3 screams. Holy bananas, i'm rooting for the scousers no matter how shit they were and will ever be. This would be smth like a one night stand, a special one-off event where i will be a liverpool fan for 2 hours and 2 hours only. Grand slam sundays are definitely not good for one's well being. I can even hear my heartbeat.

Holy god, wes brown scored.

Which means i will end blogging until something good happens, like reina scoring a hat trick with his pinky.

A day of fun and games

Howdy, we had full day ytd and it rocked. Today is good friday and all is good. Short sentences are becoming the norm for me. I dunno why. I cant stop. Can i?

Ok, before i drift to some place for some high quality chess game with mr.zhou, i must 1st say i am very excited (and a tinge of paranoia too) about grand slam sunday. Liverpool can go eat shit for all they want but pls beat Man U, pretty pls? Seriously, if Arsenal loses to Chelscums, it may be all over... I dun wanna get all emo but this is the one moment where we cannot but fail to win.

Walcott should start, maybe the england callup would make him more inspired to make cuntley cole fall on his butt and scream like he always do at his popstar wife. We all hate him, don't we? Glass rosicky is not back yet (what's new?) and rvp may start. I don't wanna expect too much from RvP now, just a hat trick will do.

Man i hate homework. Econs essay is so effing tedious and tiring, not to mention the question is set to kill, not pass people. I'm actually saying all this even before i start work, it makes me feel better not doing the work =). I spent most of my full day shooting and waiting for chin boon before we went to play pool. I hate losing (who doesn't?) and i kept losing, so i hate it even more. Luckily i saved some pride playing ps2...

Today was not very fruitful. I didn't eat many fruits. Oops sorry, am trying to save the world by reducing global warming with all the cold jokes. As you can see, i hope u can, i am super duper bored right now. Good friday means i get to stay home and rot it off. No work was done. No useful stuff was accomplished. Eat and sleep was routine. I love short sentences. I have completed the former. Now i have to finish the job. The latter has to be done. Sleep beckons...

C'mon you gunners!

And then, there was maths

Holy mama, maths conquered me. I was half expecting a ferocious 1 and half hour and intense battle with the paper and the paper exceeded my bloody expectations. Never knew maths could be this torturous and sick. I fought valiantly i guess, with pride and honour. But i guess the paper didn't give me any shit and just did what it had intended to do the moment it came out of the photocopier or whatever.

Yes, failing seemed to be the only way now.

More imptly, i gotta pick myself up from this failure and be a better man. Sounds corny and cheesy but thats the way to go, emo cant get you far.

Sweet holy god, we are having full day on thursday. Thats like the best thing that has happened since ramly burger. Ramly is frigging great but a burger is totally sinful. All the mayo and bbq sauce. Smacking great.

Oh and seems like barca want eboue just like how arsenal wants me. Strangely, i'm actually half hoping that this rumor is true to its core. If Barca needs a joker to cheer up TH14 and co, i say go for it. Take him, take him to your heart.

I cant believe i can still walk today, after all that crazy sprinting yesterday. It seems like a good night to just lay on the bed and dream off. So, till tomorrow.

Maths and the soccer behind it

Howdy, u must be happy i started off the post as howdy as it would mean that i am actually in a good mood. Well, in fact, nes. That no/yes at the same time if u haven realise, which i presume u most prolly wouldn't. Ah heck it.

Maths and the soccer behind it. No idea how i came up with that, i suppose thats the 2 big things running in my mind right now. My mind's rather big btw. Not much arsenal stuff today, except for the f***ing draw and all. Life goes on and earth continues spinning. Philosophical, i am. I like.

Maths is(are?) the suck. No wait, maths is the sucks. Doesn't sound right, but u get my drift. I used to like maths a lot. That was during the period when i actually knew how to tackle them. Now its all different and hence i think maths is(are) the suck(s). However, as a JC student now, i must learn to stop using such childish terms and just get the job done. Contradictory? U bet. I barely understand what i just typed and it feels good, really.

Soccer was fun today. We had our jerseys and we played some malays. I meant played against them. There were young old middle age malays so all was good. We managed our 1st draw so all was better. I actually contributed something to the team so all was best. I actually prefer the hot sun to the rainy weather. Saves on the boots cleaning and all the shit stuff.

I ought to be mathsing now but (yea everything has a 'but') i dun feel like doing so. I didn't feel like doing maths the whole of last week and with the test around 18 hrs away, i should just shoot myself. No point being pessimistic now. Theres always the bright side of life. Maybe 20 yrs down the road, i can tell my son 'hey daddy spent his one week holidays doing shit stuff and soccer and didn't study for maths!' Then we can start laughing about it and have some family fun. Gosh i think i'm going bonkers. But it feels good, really.

Alright, now we need 2 miracles, 2 holy miracles. One for arsenal to win the BPL and other for me to pass maths. To infinity and beyond!

When the going gets tough,
The great ones play soccer.

For now..

lets just f*** anything alive. Every single time arsenal loses, i question my belief as an arsenal fan. I have faith, oh yea i have, but its diminishing by the seconds. Has the Milan glory blinded the team? A false sense of "we can beat anything"? From the looks of it, no. They have the hunger, the passion but i don't see the steel in the team anymore. At least from the games after the italian job.

4 draws and we are witnessing a season's hard work going down the drain, ladies and gentlemen. This is no joke. I don't want european glory, i want the BPL title. I know they want it too, definitely. No one will remember the flashy, silky football if we don't win it. No one will remember the second best. And thats the truth. Truth hurts and you cant do anything about it.

Yes i am frustrated. I am sick of seeing Arsenal draws. I wish Man u and Chelsea would just f*** themselves with russian money and whatnot. But tts just me. Emotions are strong stuff you know. Thats what make us run, make us do things that we do and scold things we scold. I suppose a few swear words will do me good. Anger management, they call it. F*** it.

Now, we need a miracle, a real holy miracle.