For wenger's New Year Resolutions:
1. Teach Gallas how to defend
2. Teach Toure how to defend
3. Teach Silvestre how to defend
4. Teach Nasri how to defend
5. Teach Clichy how to defend
6. Teach Denilson how to defend
7. Teach Alex Song how to defend
8. Teach Eboue how to defend
9. Teach Ramsey how to defend
10. Teach Almunia how to defend.
11. Tell Sagna 'Sorry mate, you deserve better defence partners =('
12. Defend
13. Head the ball to safety
14. Place effing 10 players behind the ball when you are defending a 2-1 lead away from home.
15. Place effing players to defend lead.
16. Defend lead.
17. Defend.
18. Defend.
19. Defend.
20. Convince myself we are not in the title race and we are heading for UEFA Cup unless we
21. Defend.
22. Buy players back in to defend.
23. Get kneown back in and teach Defence.
24. Enroll my team into "Defence for 6 year old dummies 2 weeks course"
25. Then enroll my team into "Defence for 12 year old dummies 3 weeks course"
26. Continue enrolling until the age of 30.
27. Burn DVDs to teach the players how to defend.
28. Remember to deliver to the injured cesc, rosicky, eduardo.
29. Learn how to defend.
30. Defend.
That would be a happy new year for everyone.
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