Howdy, i'm back after a few hectic days in chalet. Apart from the sub standard sleeping locations, the disgusting toilets, the noisy 08s54 ppl, the crappish food, the lack of delicious booze, lack of night activities, lack of ghost stories and horror movies, the lack of delicious booze, the murderer game which i always get murdered 1st, the mahjong game which i played for 2 hrs and won 40 cents which i donated to xr and subsequently losing my place on the bed, the lack of delicious booze, the fact that i scraped my arm in the WWW, the lack of delicious booze, the lack of exhilarating games in WWW, the lack of cycling, the lack of delicious booze, the lack of music (bon jovi hell yea), and the lack of delicious booze, the insufficient satays, the lack of delicious booze, the high cost of the small chalet where i dun even half an inch to sleep and more imptly, the lack of delicious booze, the chalet was pretty much perfect.
I maintain that i was perfectly sober and normal on the first night.
Going to school during chalet sucked as much as my big brother. No, wait, it sucked more. It was so vacuum cleanerish that the ground was smacking clean. I think costa sands should put around 30 king sized kingkoil beds with red roses on it so i can lay on a bed of roses and sleep. 44 hours without sleep is no joke, and to think i was supp to have hell trng on the nxt day. As much as i wanna act gungho, my body and mind said 'nono u asshole, get some sleep before u murder yourself'. And so i obeyed my mind! I was KO - fied within seconds on the bed. Oh my, the bed was so comfy and nice you can sleep on it on your own. Yea. It was THAT great.
Oh yea, did i mention i was so tired on the second day, i didn't scream when a cockroach flew past me. Brave me. I didn't know sleepiness can make one invulnerable to yucky flying insects.
WWW was okay. I dun really prefer water cause i always feel water is so dangerous. (Thanks to movies like titanic, perfect storm, lady on the water) If only Singapore had those 89 degrees machine thing like in Japan, then the theme park would be purrrrfect.
The weather's good for some sick throwing of softball and me is love it bery much. Also the young guns defeated Wigan 3-0 nice and easy. Its really cool to see how good the youngsters are playing and its really amazing that some of them are only my age. Fricking sick and cool stuff. Wonder if they can play that well if they were 44 hours deprived of slumber...
I'm grateful to my class for making the chalet so fun. Yea fun, really! (believe meeee plssss) Though i felt like a total bastard waking the people up 2 am in the morning just to play murderer and made everyone deprived of sleep like myself, it was shiok. Hahahhaa. Ok, i was quite jealous they were sleeping so soundly on the bed and on MY ground sheet. It wouldn't kill to wake up 2 am right? Bastards deserve to be pumped with beer all night long until they are dead drunk. (do this to me pls!!!)
Right, all in all. Chalet is good. Beer is good. Life is good. Class is good. Bed is good, in fact, its the best fucking damn thing in this pathetic little world.
C'mon you gunners!
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