Thursday, October 30, 2008

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i cant bring myself to write howdy.

How did we allow sp*rs to hit back from 4-2 to 4-4 in the last 2 min?

It's fucking crazy.

Monday, October 27, 2008

not all pain is gain

howdy, lets start off with some juicy good news which is the arsenal's victory over crap ham... no west ham at upton park. 2-0 was the score, adebayor was the scorer , julien faubert is an utter shithead who managed to score... for us, and 3 pts into the bag. The victory came after i witnessed an impressive liverpool victory over chelsea at the bridge (YES STAMFORD BRIDGE). Chelcrap has been unbeaten at the bridge since mourinho stopped drinking breast milk from his grandmother or smth so liverpool did something rather spectacular.

talk abt crap beating crap. Battle of crap. The crap match to end all crap. Crap of the crap. The Crap. Chilli CraP. The amazing adventures of Crap defeating... Crap.

You get the crap drift.

Arsenal are fourth, 19 pts, 4 behind livercrap and 1 behind chelcrap.

Crap.

The weekend was fabregastingly fabreulous. Softball was nice at NJC, soccer was great at B park. Wii today was simply cescular. Wii is actually quite enjoyable but u really need people to play this social game machine with you, or u will get really loneleeee. like realllllly loneleeeee.

Hectic week ahead, softball trngs and ARC trngs will prove to be quite a challenge for my weak physical being but i shall give it a go. Not to mention the vacuum cleaner OP and crap of such sort.

Pain is an illusion, live with it.

Next up are the jokers spurs, who finally managed to have more pts than a triangle. North london derby. I expect a cracking game with arsenal winning around 8 goals more. That clown of a keeper gomes better not turn on god mode for this match.

Happy deepavali to all you gooners and non gooners. Let there be light for the gunners and myself.

C'mon you gunners!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

captain in crisis

howdy, gallas was caught smoking a fag hahha. Though there is an outside chance that the thing his mouth was holding is a melamined-wafer biscuit or smth, everyone will choose to condemn him and his actions this current season. I've never rated him as a captain and i think he is an above-average centreback at best. Don't believe? Go see how he challenges for aerial balls.

Europe job was very very good. Turkish delight all way round. 5-2 to the arsenal could easily be 6526- 6183. Crazy game, crazy pace, crazy defences, crazy goals, crazy starhub who forced me to watch same day telecast and not live. Good to see arsenal playing again, shiok.

Life's pretty eventful with PW and OP and softball and air rifle here and there. LG LG LG.


C'mon you gunners!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Arsenal strikes back while i failed to watch

howdy, 3-1 to the arsenal! After 2 weeks of interlull (as quoted in arseblog), we finally get to see some real football action. But for the 1st time this season, i failed to watch the game live as i was busy swimming, er you know? those tiles.. swimming with those delicious tiles.

i'm supp to do pw now so yea i gonna do it.



before i forget,
C'mon you gunners!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Best of both worlds

howdy, lemme give u all a scenario.

You have a pretty decent girlfriend and she gives you quite a lot of freedom n stuff liddat and you feel pretty good when with her. Other than that, she will forever be a pretty decent girlfriend.
Then suddenly you have a choice to go for this really hot babe but sacrifices will have to made. You will have to spend more money on her, withstand her lil tempers and all. and you even have a choice to be with both of them together.

What will you do?

Of course that didn't happen to me bleah. I was contemplating joining softball in VJ after i went for their trng jus now on the bus. I must admit it was physically punishing for me(my fitness is crap) but i really enjoyed my few hours there(even those few min when the coach was scolding and diaoing me) and those few hours almost made me agree joining the sport. That would be purely on impulse cos lets not forget, i am an exco in air rifle. I cant bear to sacrifice air rifle just becos i have the passion for softball and i love the sport. that would be irresponsible, right?

I cant have the best of both worlds, i cant dedicate 4 days to softball and 4 days to air rifle. That is suicidal, i've made my choice a few months ago to run for exco and i shld respect the decision the teachers made in giving me my position and of course i have to respect ARC and all the members.

Softball will forever be my passion, Air Rifle is my commitment.

There will come one day when i will play softball again, mark my words =)

Thursday, October 16, 2008

we need some action

howdy, what a difference a few days can make. I am going back to my strong physical state again, so strong i can even kill an ox. With a gun of course.

Its been some time since i saw my love in action, come back come back my beloved arsenal. 2 more days to some real soccer action, i cant really. Thats what this blog is all about ain't it, arsenal and more arsenal.

In the meantime, today is the blogger's brother's birthday. The blogger's brother is actually a manure fan but i guess brotherhood transcends boundaries, even amongst the bittermost rivals. Happy 21st birthday u big bully.

I am truly blessed to have such a fun CT and if any one of u losers(ahha jk!) from 08s54 is reading this, i just wanna say...

let me win more money in mj nxt time!

haha no really, 08s54 is special, its a class which i will tell my children, maybe even grandchildren next time about. I'm in no shape to blog right now, i cant think straight, nor curve.

I promise a better post next time when i'm not groggy. Hell i dun even know who i am talking to

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

when the fucking body says no no no

Howdy, these days are so not howdy-ish days. I've been LS-ing, vomiting and feeling those energy-sapping feverish pains for the past few days. Plus my lips are cracking as though someone kissed me for 28 hrs straight or smth. Then my bruised knee is only just getting better and i self pawned myself by scraping my skin while peeling orange.

When it rains, it pours.

You thought that was bad? Theres always still pw. PW and WR sucks so much so that my vacuum cleaner cant even compete.

I need to recover faster. I want to softball and play sports again. I am strong, i am strong, i am strong...

Positive self-talk, it should work.

right...

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Route to heaven or to hell?

howdy, i'm in the midst of some crazy pw meeting where we are deciding to break people's backs so they will buy our product to save their backs. I hate it when people correct my english, especially when they are in the bottom 5 of the class, like me.

You know smth? PW and WR just made my marble floor super clean. Why? It sucks. (Like a vaccum cleaner, geddit u noob?) Soon, we will come up with brilliant ideas to complete our WR, which is due on wednesday. And today is sunday. And we are gonna hand up our second (shock) draft on Monday. And we gonna have more problems when it comes back on tuesday. And we have to perfect it by wednesday. From calculations, cedric reckons we'll be deadmeat on thursday.

PW just made our lives so much funner. Yeap. No, really. Trust me.

I've just came to the realisation that promoting for next year is important. Its not because we can hit on J1 girls as seniors, or eat wanton mee for only 1 year more. Its PW, everything revolves around PW.

PW is sufficient to make even the best of men to go coo coo. As you can see right now. Ok, if you are still reading till here, stop and go do PW. If you stop one paragraph before, you won't even be here. So crap off and do PW.


Anyway, wanton mee is very heavy. (One-tonne mee, geddit?)

Shit pw.

Monday, October 6, 2008

We are bored

Howdy, i was rudely tagged by my classmate and i usually don't do such crap. You know tt.

1. The person who tagged you is?
Tan Li Xuan

2. Your relationship with him/her?
My friend's pw mate's fren's classmate's pw mate' teacher's student (My classmate)

3. Your five impressions of him/her?
2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 2 ears and wear skirt

4. The most memorable thing he/she has done for you?
Tagged me this shit

5. If he/she becomes your lover?
I don't go for girls

6. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
Jing Wei, can you return me my handphone.

7. If he/she became your lover, he/she has to improve on?
Sudoku skills. No wait, she has to go for sex change

8. If he/she became your enemy, you will?
Bake her cookies

9. If he/she became your enemy, the reason will be?
She dun wan eat my cookies

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her is?
Bake her cookies and force her to eat. Like millions of it.

11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
Refer to answer 3 or call 1800-overallimpression-of-you.

12. How do you think the people around you will think about you?
Smart,charismatic, suave, sings well, handsome, strong, buff, amazingly funny, humorous, a lil like brad pitt, and tom cruise, did i mention handsome?

13. The characters you love of yourself are?
Everything on 12.

14. On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
Also everything on 12

15. The most ideal person you want to be is?
myself

16. For people who care and like you, say something to them.
go do your pw pls. i'm on my 7th draft

17. Pass this quiz to 10 people.
me, myself, my shadow, jingwei, limjingwei, jingweil, ljingwei, jingweilim, jing W. L., and I

18. Who is number 6 having a relationship with?
the same as number 1 and 2. And 5. Also 7

19. Is no. 9 male or female?
Depends

20. If no. 7 & 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
holy cow, i'm not sure.. wad u reckon?

21. What is no. 2 studying about?
PW ftw

22. What kind of band does no. 8 like?
Bon Jovi

23. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
2

24. Will you woo no. 3?
yea no prob

25. how about no. 7?
Sure

26. Is no. 4 single?
Of course

27. What is the surname of no. 5?
LIM

28. What’s the hobby of no. 10?
Same as 9

29. Does no. 5 & 9 get along well?
Perfectly

30. Where is no. 2 studying at?
VJC

Sunday, October 5, 2008

For tonight, i sleep on a bed of nails

howdy, its back.

Dang, i hate it so damn much but i can do nothing except whining about it. And of course doing it.
Yeap its pw

Anyway, arsenal struggled against Sunderland in a match where i am in no position to comment as i didn't watch it becos starhub chose to screen wigan and boro. yarrrrrrr, wigan, yeap. wigan instead of arsenal. Talk about business tactics.

Apparently, denilson sucked, RvP had a goal ruled out by cock-eyed refs who cant differentiate their mums from their wives, we got hit by a 'wonder' goal (fuck, when are these goals gonna stop?) and fabulous fab saved the day with a header. Its a normal day at work for the gunners. And i even heard gallas changed his boots in the middle of the game and almost caused us to concede a goal. Wonder captain, really.

Its still early in the season but the signs ain't tt encouraging. We gooners have to stand behind them and encourage them to fight against those money-throwing digusting clubs. Keep the faith.

Keep the faith is a song by bon jovi, btw.

Alright, the one helluva week is over so its time to get back to business again. Man i really need to get some sleep and yea i am gonna get it right now.

to infinity and beyond!

Man i love bed of roses

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