Monday, February 25, 2008

F*** birmingham

Howdy, i cant bear myself to be emo again. Its just not my type to be emo, i'm actually a very cheerful and hyper boy =)

F*** i hate Martin Taylor, no matter what the others say about him 'having no bad bone' in him. What a whole load of bullshit. I know bullshit when i smell it and my nose is definitely tingling now. Yes, it might not be intentional but who, in the right frame of mind, will slide for the ball with their studs more than 1 feet away from the ankle? It was a downright dumb tackle and for Eduardo, it was just unlucky for him.

Edu don't deserve such shit. His Arsenal career was only just taking off and all might be lost now. A broken leg and lengthy treatment which means that Edu might never return to the same competitive level he could have achieved. That taylor bastard ought to be ashamed of himself for potentially ending another professional's career.

All the shit was further compounded by how clichy had a lapse of concentration in the dying minutes and allowed the 'cocked eye' ref, mike dean to blow the whistle and award a penalty. What a crappish decision. I wonder how much money SAF had paid to mike dean to make him award the penalty. He's better off refereeing the local game between Sengkang punggol and Woodlands. Screw off Mike Dean, BPL dont need crap like you.

I'm still in a calm mood as i type this. I am not frustrated neither am i extremely agitated by the result. 3 pts clear at the top is not bad at this stage. However, i do feel upset for Eduardo's injury and how unjust the punishment dealt out to f****** taylor will be. If its a mere 3 match ban, then people around me better be afraid. Be very afraid.

All is not lost so win the league for Eduardo! C'mon you gooners!

Dudududu, Dudududu
Hey hey hey!
Duardo!

Godspeed to you, Eduardo

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Que Sera Sera

We knew the day was coming,
but we didn't knew it would be so soon.

I shall cease blogging about Arsenal for one post, though the really BIG ACMILAN clash is coming up in a few hours time. The reason being the emo side of me is actually blogging right now and not the usual crazy(sane) me.

08S54 met up for 'not so final' meeting. We had the usual crazy and noisy dinner, complete with noisy xinrui blabbering non-stop(i mean it), a certain crazy chermain who slapped poor kind people around her and the bullshit Ka Lun and Cedric always offer(i was innocent). Yes, it seemed like a typical s54 outing but actually deep down, we knew it was something more.

If tomorrow is the end of the world, what would you feel?
For some of us, it feels exactly like it.

For some reason, i was inspired to write a poem, and with the help of Ced, we made this :

New friends are silver,
Old friends are gold.
I knew its time to leave,
But i don't wanna let go.

Good things come,
And good things go.
Gone were the days,
When Tan Yew Hwee came and scold.

"Pon lectures!"
As we always say
"Lets go Treehouse!
To chill and play!"

Never can we
Deny the sands of time.
Yet you will always remain
Deep in our minds

And though we are
Not meant to be.
We will stay, forever,
As one big family.

Its the not best poem essay but i swear its the most truthful one i have ever written. Oh yea, i have only written one poem in my entire 16 yrs.

Anyway, i want to leave more of my emoish thoughts after i upload the pics but thanks to the O2 orientation, i dun tink i can do it soon. So i shall reserve my comments for the next post.

End of chapter 1

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Thrashed, Whacked, Obliterated, Vanquished

Most of the time, i say howdy cos its a good day, but u know its never a good day when u have Fletcher scoring against you, that bow-legged shitface.
For the 1st 30 min of the game, i thought i was watching mike tyson vs donald trump in a boxing match. Arsenal was abysmal and ineffectual, often losing possession(which was not alot btw) when they really should have been passing the ball around. Putting the shittyness of the OT pitch aside, Arsenal sucked. Really.

Cesc and hleb were invisible. Gilberto was having those usual 'you cant see me' days and the back four... one word to sum it up, useless.

Gallas, like the tottenham 5-1 thrashing, was caught with many schoolboy mistakes which i thought only i could make. Losing out to the shitface in the air, failure to read the game and many more. He is quality, no doubt, but mistakes like these can prove to be fatal. Toure had a horrid return and i have never gave neither hoyte nor traore my vote of confidence.

Eboue is an idiot who does not deserve to don the red-and-white of arsenal. What a loserish attitude, getting himself red-carded when he could have just ran around to make up the numbers. A**hole.

Basically it was awful to watch. I spared my friends(who actually came over to stay to watch) and myself the agony to watch the final goal. We decided enough was enough. Now we have to look ahead to AC milan. Not all hope is lost though, we have to buck up for greater challenges ahead. C'mon you gooners

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Advantage Arsenal

Howdy, what a week! On top of those really great-looking red objects, Man utd lost to Man city fair and square and rectangle, and Arsenal smashed 2 in against black 'rugby' burn and go clear by 5 points. 5 sweet fat points. Though a freak weekend for arsenal might change everything, i am feeling optimistic. Oh yes, i am.

Senderos' goal was routine but it was one that might prove to be crucial. We are now one goal more in terms of goal difference compared to SAF's divers and in a bruceleeshirt tight situation like this, all this lil details matter hell lot. Ade then picked up his 19th league goal of the season (oh yes, togonator is flaming) and although i must say i have my doubts regarding Ade being arsenal's lead striker, i am now won over. Just like thousands of others, i hope. I saw how he flick the ball up with his 1st touch and while under pressure, fired a well-placed finish into the bottom corner. It was those kind of days where the keeper would have thought "how in the blue hell did he do that 2m in front of me?"

Arsenal had shown strength and depth whole season long and this just further proved the point: Arsene knows. He did not make any buys during January and kept his faith in his makeshift squad which lacked more than 6 1st team regulars. Masterstroke. We love wenger, dont we?

I'm happy to see senderos playing so well, same goes to flamster, ade, cesc, hleb and co. In fact, i am so impressed with the team right now, i could.. erm.. buy that arsenal cap i saw in royal sporting. No serious, i feel like singing arsenal songs in the middle of the lectures. In fact, i have been doing just that these few days, much to my classmates' annoyance. No worries, they will become arsenal fans too when i bring out the arsenal side in them. Yes, there is an arsenal side in every one of us, you and me.

Next up are the divers and the EuropeInvincibles. Pretty daunting task even by Arsenal's high standards. I have faith though, all we need is faith and everything will fall in place. Shine gooners!

It would be before long when we sing:

We won the league at Manchester,
We won the league at Old Trafford,
We won the league at Manchester!

AHHH! C'mon you gooners!

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Merry CNY

Howdy, a quick one before i collect those yummy ang baos. Happy Chinese New Year to all, no matter what race you are, just enjoy yourself in this festive mood.

Intl friendlies came and went. I really dunno wads the big fuss about the England game when they didn't even qualify for Euro 2008, but it seems Fab Cap got off to a winning start so good luck to him.

I watched how Walcott finished that sweet goal in the U21 friendlies against Ireland. Theo will come good, i believe, unlike that fishhead jeffers. Well placed finish and hopefully some dosage of confidence will make him better. It would be even better if he run the hell out of the aging milan defence and score a couple. That should be his CNY resolution.

Next game on Monday against blackburn at home. We should come out triumphant, especially when chelsea and man utd are like dogs chasing us behind. Last 13 games to go and i believe this is one of the most exciting title race ever. If we do some math, we might be able to win the league title in that shithole, OT. Oh i can hear the gooners sing.

Right, i'm off to offer some oranges and get those absolutely delicious looking red things. We all love them dont't we?

Till next time and Cmon you gooners!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Top Spot

Arsenal 3-1 Man city
Man utd 1-1 Sp*rs
Chelscums 1-1 ex-arsenal flops

Howdy! Many thanks to our most-hated lilywhite idiots and our old arsenal rejects to send arsenal to the summit again. Sp*rs shld have won if they weren't so useless but 2 pts dropped for Man utd and all is well.
Ade is on fire, i repeat, the togonater is pulling no stops. 11 goals in 8 games, at this rate, he'll beat henry's record in like 200 more wks, no sweat. The moment fabregas released sagna, smth was gonna happen and god said "let there be goal" and there was one. Second goal was just a top notch team goal, wrapped up by the ice-cool crozillian who is gettin hotter by the day. (yea oxymoron)
Clichy then made a uncharacteristic error by giving a sloppy ball away but its okay, the togonater was there to save the day. 3 goals and we are top of the ice kachang.

Healthy position to be in right now, especially when the next few wks are gonna be super strenous. Manutd and AC back to back. Toure pls come back in one whole piece and RvP pls start hitting form and not break like glass anymore.

Oh yea, my entire lower back and thighs n legs n calves are injured. My whole body is so screwed up right now, you can use it to remove a nail. I'll be going for some treatments these few wks so pls let me heal.

But for now, dear everyone, let us enjoy top spot.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

No woody + titanic clash

Howdy, Jonathan Woodgate was rumored to be an Arsenal signing before wenger said:

"Woody?? Whos that?"

And in minutes, all was calm. C'mon, we all know what kind of glass woodgate is made of and he will definitely make good friends with the likes of RvP and Tomas, after swapping stories of who has the most number of broken bones or smth liddat in the treatment rooms. Woodgate went to sp*rs eventually, cool. He'll make good friends with ledley king(who definitely has more broken bones) when they lie in the treatment room. Woodgate is, no doubt, a good defender but hes too prone to injuries. But we cant blame ramos for buying him, especially when you have dawson and kaboul as defenders, who leak goals like a running tap.

Oh, i swear someone behind the scenes is fixing this match. Arsenal vs Man utd Fa cup fifth round. Away somemore. Obviously someone was trying to make things difficult for either Arsenal or Man utd or both. Must be a liverpool fan, i suspect. No worries, we shld be able to handle it. Maybe we'll beat man utd then liverpool then chelsea before facing preston city in the finals. How cool is that?

Right then, newcastle's next so we just have to play like how we did last time round. I say a comfy win of 2-0 and above. Eduardo will score, trust me.

So, till next time and COYG!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

V R HC N , togonator on fire

Arsenal 3 - 0 Newcastle

Howdy, the barcodes were not able to pull off an upset, especially when the togonator is on fire, fire.. fire.....

1st goal was class, eduardo was unlucky to hit the post and when u thought ade dunno how to use his left leg, he unleashes a rocket with his left foot. Ok, maybe not so rocket like a rocket but at least a semi rocket.

Then eduardo used some bball skills he learned in croatia, effectively screening a defender away for the togonator to get his second goal. The third goal was again eduardo tickling nicky butt, forcing him to head the ball into his own net. So well done arsenal and cheeky eduardo and fiery togonator.

I chose V HC R as my choices for JAE. No surprises there and so i'm off to watch tth beat man utd or the other way round. Who cares anyway.

Till next time and c'mon you goonerssssss!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

O's results and decisions decisions

Howdy, in wake of the 5-1 thrashing by sp*rs to our arsenal reserves (Under 20 team), i shall not discuss the already much-discussed match. Instead lets move on to my life.

I went back to CHS without a tinge of nervosity(ahha new!), tt was until i got a sms stating Adrian Chew as the top scorer this yr. Congrats to AC! He, afterall, sat beside me during our last 6 mths in CHS and i believe his 10 A1s had smth to do with me, must be some sort of influence or smth. But he really deserve the 10 A1s, with his hard work and all. Make no mistake, i put in rather lots of hardwork myself too but AC's did it at a much intensive level. So i'm very happy for him, not considering hes gonna treat us lunch later, oops.

Cat high loves hall of fame. A list where the top scorers of a test or subj appear on, usually pinned to the board outside GO. Its a list which had made many cry,moan,groan,swear,tao pok, cheer, smile,laugh or just go crazical. And the list didn't fail us this time, i witnessed many of the above myself.

God, i was relieved when i saw my name on the list. I was almost dying of excitement with yen joe at the nearby kopitiam when joe received a call that he got 9 A1s. Naturally, i thought i wasn't on the list. Luckily, smth out of this world happened and i got 8A1s. Not bragging here, but i seriously feel that i have done more than what i can or supposed to do. Many thanks to the gods of course (I offer incense before EVERY paper) and the teachers and my family and friends. Ok i shall not go emo.

Our class did very well, so did our batch and i think thats just the icing on the cake or the strawberry on the already iced cake or whatever. Well done CHS! i love you, aishiteru, sarang heyo, wo ai ni, wa ai li...

O levels results:
England - A1
AM - A1
Ma - A1
Phy - A1
Bio - A1
CL - A1
Combined humans - A1
Geog - A1
Chem - A2 (!!!)
HCL - A2

I am very very very satisfied with the results and i'm feeling proud of myself, at least for now. Only thing left now is to choose my JC for the next 2 yrs. VJ, RJ, HCI, NJ? I love veee jayyy (credits to someone who said this) but should i go elsewhere for a better future? Hence the title decisions decisions. I will blog about my decision soon so stay tuned.

Till next time and let god lead the way

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Three and beautiful

Arsenal 3 - 0 Fulham

Howdy, what a way to bounce back from the disappointing draw. Good performance by all the red-and-whites though i must say cesc's dip of form is rather worrying. But as long as arsenal keep producing the results, i cant complain much.

It was an usual london derby, with Arsenal being the deserved winners of course. Last year loss at fulham was NOT usual. In fact, it was as bad as bird shit on your head and you take some to smell only to find out you just touched bird shit. I rmb seeing the results of this particular clash last season on the bus. It was primetime morning and i was about to doze off on the bus when i saw fulham 2 ..... Arsenal 1. I was dumbfounded, oh yes i was. Luckily, nothing of the unusual happened last night.

Hleb was magnificent and i wonder if he had magnets for his legs because the ball just literally sticks to his feet. It was quite absurd how he managed to control the ball in situations tighter than bruce lee's sweatshirt. Flamini was energetic, Ade used his head and eduardo and rosicky were just brilliant. So cesc must be feeling a little off right now but just wait and watch out, i believe hes gonna do something spectacular soon.

Played a full soccer game today and my legs dun feel like legs anymore. I would describe the condition of my legs as those steamed egg you usually see at your nearby zhap chai peng stall. I'm aching all over after i was totallly ravaged by those speed demons who seemed to relish to just run and run, even without the ball, forcing poor me to play catch up and we all noe how agile i am. Of course i couldn't catch up, but luckily i know how to slide. *evil grins* I believe that guy must be hurting right now, he better be.

God knows how i am gonna walk tmr so please god, lemme know how i am gonna walk. Pretty please?

Tilll next time and c'mon cesc! cHiU cAn DooO iTx dErX wOrx!
Yucks twit

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Going... going.. going.. SOLD!

Howdy, hes gone! Diarra is gone! If you are wondering why i am so excited about him leaving, read on.
Actually, i have no idea why i WAS so excited some 20 seconds ago. Bye Diarra, you could have made it big in Arsenal, you could have been our 1st choice DM, you could have lifted the EPL trophy, UCL trophy etc with us but you just had to choose a team full of arsenal-rejects to play for. What a loserish attitude, so que sera sera diarra.

Nothing new about Arsenal these days, its been so quiet we can hear a pin drop, or even shebbi singh farting. Silent farts stink by the way, i know that, i've been smelling my bro's farts for yrs now. I'm not saying his farts stink, but most of his farts are silent. So if A=B, and B=C, wads A=??
You do the math.

Speaking of math(s), i'm struggling with the questions. I believe these are the effects from the 'post-orientation hangover syndrome" (see below for more information, if not call 1800-POHS-sucks). Econs is(are?) not very fun too but hey, who am i kidding, people had fallen in front of the mighty econs throughout the years so...

God, i'm tired. I wonder if God will listen to me. Oh yea, my 'God' comes from no religion, not christianity, catholic, buddhist etc. My 'God' is the one most of us always refers to when we say "oh my god!" Yeap, tt one. This is getting stale and i think i should put in more effort to understand my lecture notes rather than discuss about my 'God'.

So.... till next time and COYG!

Ps. My farts are at times silent but they dun stink =), at least to me that it.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Time for a bumpy ride

Howdy, life's not very interesting nowadays considering i am spending more than half of each day going in and out of tutorials and lectures. Perfect. I dreamt on the bus back home that Arsenal will win the BPL title. The dream didn't say anything about UCL or FA cup or CC so i guess i should wait and see if any more of such wonderful dreams would appear.

Also, it seems like most of my pals from CHS are enjoying life elsewhere in other JCs but are, at the same time, missing the time we had together. How nostalgic humans can be, and to think we even, at times, loathed going to CHS. But thats just humans right? We nv learn to appreciate until we lose it. Oh, and this is not an emo post.

Ok, why the title? To be honest, i don't know what impulse made me write that but somehow i did it. I feel the title has close relations to how i feel about my life now and of course, Arsenal's title aspirations. I shall leave this to your imagination.

I'm still hoping wenger will buy a player though deep down, i know he wont. Wenger will nv buy players in January that will make an instant impact for the team and i mean NEVER. Maybe a few defensive covers would be good but i dun tink wenger will buy even if both senderos and djourou fell down while showering and broke their backs. "There will be gilberto, we are fine" wenger would say, if such bad luck really happen. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed and praying that wenger will make some really surprising signings so surprise me wenger!

Ok, i cant wait to get back dreaming now. I've got this gut feeling that i'm gonna dream about something really nice. So its back to the lalaland.

Oh yea, till next time and c'mon you gooners!

P.S. i feel strange not to end off with 'cmon you gooners!'

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