No woody + titanic clash

Howdy, Jonathan Woodgate was rumored to be an Arsenal signing before wenger said:

"Woody?? Whos that?"

And in minutes, all was calm. C'mon, we all know what kind of glass woodgate is made of and he will definitely make good friends with the likes of RvP and Tomas, after swapping stories of who has the most number of broken bones or smth liddat in the treatment rooms. Woodgate went to sp*rs eventually, cool. He'll make good friends with ledley king(who definitely has more broken bones) when they lie in the treatment room. Woodgate is, no doubt, a good defender but hes too prone to injuries. But we cant blame ramos for buying him, especially when you have dawson and kaboul as defenders, who leak goals like a running tap.

Oh, i swear someone behind the scenes is fixing this match. Arsenal vs Man utd Fa cup fifth round. Away somemore. Obviously someone was trying to make things difficult for either Arsenal or Man utd or both. Must be a liverpool fan, i suspect. No worries, we shld be able to handle it. Maybe we'll beat man utd then liverpool then chelsea before facing preston city in the finals. How cool is that?

Right then, newcastle's next so we just have to play like how we did last time round. I say a comfy win of 2-0 and above. Eduardo will score, trust me.

So, till next time and COYG!

V R HC N , togonator on fire

Arsenal 3 - 0 Newcastle

Howdy, the barcodes were not able to pull off an upset, especially when the togonator is on fire, fire.. fire.....

1st goal was class, eduardo was unlucky to hit the post and when u thought ade dunno how to use his left leg, he unleashes a rocket with his left foot. Ok, maybe not so rocket like a rocket but at least a semi rocket.

Then eduardo used some bball skills he learned in croatia, effectively screening a defender away for the togonator to get his second goal. The third goal was again eduardo tickling nicky butt, forcing him to head the ball into his own net. So well done arsenal and cheeky eduardo and fiery togonator.

I chose V HC R as my choices for JAE. No surprises there and so i'm off to watch tth beat man utd or the other way round. Who cares anyway.

Till next time and c'mon you goonerssssss!

O's results and decisions decisions

Howdy, in wake of the 5-1 thrashing by sp*rs to our arsenal reserves (Under 20 team), i shall not discuss the already much-discussed match. Instead lets move on to my life.

I went back to CHS without a tinge of nervosity(ahha new!), tt was until i got a sms stating Adrian Chew as the top scorer this yr. Congrats to AC! He, afterall, sat beside me during our last 6 mths in CHS and i believe his 10 A1s had smth to do with me, must be some sort of influence or smth. But he really deserve the 10 A1s, with his hard work and all. Make no mistake, i put in rather lots of hardwork myself too but AC's did it at a much intensive level. So i'm very happy for him, not considering hes gonna treat us lunch later, oops.

Cat high loves hall of fame. A list where the top scorers of a test or subj appear on, usually pinned to the board outside GO. Its a list which had made many cry,moan,groan,swear,tao pok, cheer, smile,laugh or just go crazical. And the list didn't fail us this time, i witnessed many of the above myself.

God, i was relieved when i saw my name on the list. I was almost dying of excitement with yen joe at the nearby kopitiam when joe received a call that he got 9 A1s. Naturally, i thought i wasn't on the list. Luckily, smth out of this world happened and i got 8A1s. Not bragging here, but i seriously feel that i have done more than what i can or supposed to do. Many thanks to the gods of course (I offer incense before EVERY paper) and the teachers and my family and friends. Ok i shall not go emo.

Our class did very well, so did our batch and i think thats just the icing on the cake or the strawberry on the already iced cake or whatever. Well done CHS! i love you, aishiteru, sarang heyo, wo ai ni, wa ai li...

O levels results:
England - A1
AM - A1
Ma - A1
Phy - A1
Bio - A1
CL - A1
Combined humans - A1
Geog - A1
Chem - A2 (!!!)
HCL - A2

I am very very very satisfied with the results and i'm feeling proud of myself, at least for now. Only thing left now is to choose my JC for the next 2 yrs. VJ, RJ, HCI, NJ? I love veee jayyy (credits to someone who said this) but should i go elsewhere for a better future? Hence the title decisions decisions. I will blog about my decision soon so stay tuned.

Till next time and let god lead the way

Three and beautiful

Arsenal 3 - 0 Fulham

Howdy, what a way to bounce back from the disappointing draw. Good performance by all the red-and-whites though i must say cesc's dip of form is rather worrying. But as long as arsenal keep producing the results, i cant complain much.

It was an usual london derby, with Arsenal being the deserved winners of course. Last year loss at fulham was NOT usual. In fact, it was as bad as bird shit on your head and you take some to smell only to find out you just touched bird shit. I rmb seeing the results of this particular clash last season on the bus. It was primetime morning and i was about to doze off on the bus when i saw fulham 2 ..... Arsenal 1. I was dumbfounded, oh yes i was. Luckily, nothing of the unusual happened last night.

Hleb was magnificent and i wonder if he had magnets for his legs because the ball just literally sticks to his feet. It was quite absurd how he managed to control the ball in situations tighter than bruce lee's sweatshirt. Flamini was energetic, Ade used his head and eduardo and rosicky were just brilliant. So cesc must be feeling a little off right now but just wait and watch out, i believe hes gonna do something spectacular soon.

Played a full soccer game today and my legs dun feel like legs anymore. I would describe the condition of my legs as those steamed egg you usually see at your nearby zhap chai peng stall. I'm aching all over after i was totallly ravaged by those speed demons who seemed to relish to just run and run, even without the ball, forcing poor me to play catch up and we all noe how agile i am. Of course i couldn't catch up, but luckily i know how to slide. *evil grins* I believe that guy must be hurting right now, he better be.

God knows how i am gonna walk tmr so please god, lemme know how i am gonna walk. Pretty please?

Tilll next time and c'mon cesc! cHiU cAn DooO iTx dErX wOrx!
Yucks twit

Going... going.. going.. SOLD!

Howdy, hes gone! Diarra is gone! If you are wondering why i am so excited about him leaving, read on.
Actually, i have no idea why i WAS so excited some 20 seconds ago. Bye Diarra, you could have made it big in Arsenal, you could have been our 1st choice DM, you could have lifted the EPL trophy, UCL trophy etc with us but you just had to choose a team full of arsenal-rejects to play for. What a loserish attitude, so que sera sera diarra.

Nothing new about Arsenal these days, its been so quiet we can hear a pin drop, or even shebbi singh farting. Silent farts stink by the way, i know that, i've been smelling my bro's farts for yrs now. I'm not saying his farts stink, but most of his farts are silent. So if A=B, and B=C, wads A=??
You do the math.

Speaking of math(s), i'm struggling with the questions. I believe these are the effects from the 'post-orientation hangover syndrome" (see below for more information, if not call 1800-POHS-sucks). Econs is(are?) not very fun too but hey, who am i kidding, people had fallen in front of the mighty econs throughout the years so...

God, i'm tired. I wonder if God will listen to me. Oh yea, my 'God' comes from no religion, not christianity, catholic, buddhist etc. My 'God' is the one most of us always refers to when we say "oh my god!" Yeap, tt one. This is getting stale and i think i should put in more effort to understand my lecture notes rather than discuss about my 'God'.

So.... till next time and COYG!

Ps. My farts are at times silent but they dun stink =), at least to me that it.

Time for a bumpy ride

Howdy, life's not very interesting nowadays considering i am spending more than half of each day going in and out of tutorials and lectures. Perfect. I dreamt on the bus back home that Arsenal will win the BPL title. The dream didn't say anything about UCL or FA cup or CC so i guess i should wait and see if any more of such wonderful dreams would appear.

Also, it seems like most of my pals from CHS are enjoying life elsewhere in other JCs but are, at the same time, missing the time we had together. How nostalgic humans can be, and to think we even, at times, loathed going to CHS. But thats just humans right? We nv learn to appreciate until we lose it. Oh, and this is not an emo post.

Ok, why the title? To be honest, i don't know what impulse made me write that but somehow i did it. I feel the title has close relations to how i feel about my life now and of course, Arsenal's title aspirations. I shall leave this to your imagination.

I'm still hoping wenger will buy a player though deep down, i know he wont. Wenger will nv buy players in January that will make an instant impact for the team and i mean NEVER. Maybe a few defensive covers would be good but i dun tink wenger will buy even if both senderos and djourou fell down while showering and broke their backs. "There will be gilberto, we are fine" wenger would say, if such bad luck really happen. I'm still keeping my fingers crossed and praying that wenger will make some really surprising signings so surprise me wenger!

Ok, i cant wait to get back dreaming now. I've got this gut feeling that i'm gonna dream about something really nice. So its back to the lalaland.

Oh yea, till next time and c'mon you gooners!

P.S. i feel strange not to end off with 'cmon you gooners!'

Second best but hey, thats not the end of the world

What a poor match by the gunners. The 1st half we were too relaxed, tooooo relaxed and should have knocked at least 3 goals in to kill the game.

But we didn't

Arsenal just sat back after the 'dubious' penalty decision. Oh yes, it was a soft foul but at least it wasn't a cartwheel or 30 flying somersaults like what a certain greasy hair idiot always do. I'm not gonna say who, hell i'm not even gonna say that the team is. I think we all know yea? Anyway, where was i? Ah, too relaxed, yeap. Then in the second half, disaster struck. A floating corner(Yeap you guessed it right), a tiny flick, a sick deflection, a wrongfooted blondie, and the ball is in the back of net. Such is the luck of birmingham.

Yet, there will be no excuses for the draw as it was indeed an abysmal performance. Hleb and Cesc are struggling for form, badly. Walcott can only run and its not gonna help when he can only run without the ball. Flamini was his usual doggy style, erm i mean terrier style, running around to help the team and doing crucial interceptions here n there. He's important now so please sign the new deal Flamini, pretty please?

So we attacked and attacked and perhaps deserve to maybe score a goal with all the half- chances created but it was not to be. A disappointing draw no doubt, fuelled by the fact that man utd knocked in 6 goals against a headless newcastle with a certain greasy hair boy netting a hat trick. But its not as bad as what those kopi uncles are saying right? There is still half a season to go and anything can happen. Perhaps its a wake up call for the lads and i believe they would bounce back like a basketball soon enough. Fulham watch out. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Personally, i think we could do with another winger after the obvious lack of width in the previous game. The emirates pitch is larger than SAF's nose but we are not using it fully. I still cant see anyone coming into the team and the usual wenger-buy would be most likely the 15 yr old Freeman, who for once, might really be coming to Arsenal like what the soccer webbys claim.

Straying away from Arsenal, i think JC's life is rather fun. Gone are the days where we take off clothes in the classrooms to change for PE, or the days where i stuff my tissue papers into ben neo's bag, which i obviously didn't do. Wait, what am i talking about? Bah, nvm. I just wanna get say how much i missed the things/atrocities/outrageously dumb stuff/crazy stuff we always do in cat high. No more wrestling at the back of the class or swearing incessantly at people we dont like, which i usually refrain from doing unless i am really pi**ed.

But JC''s fun too. Add in the girls and you find that the boys are more gentleman than before. Less swearing(and i mean alot), less violent stuff or men talk but same amount of fun, or maybe more or maybe a lil lesser. Er, i cant make up my mind, i think its all very similar, in terms of the fun. Though i think i will prefer cat high currently, i still miss the good old "lim teh" days. My class seems to be rather outgoing, which i feel is the reason why i am enjoying my days in VJ currently. Having said that, i'm still looking forward to return to cat high one of these days. Oh yea, maybe nxt wk when i will be getting my results back. Gosh.

I have no mood to do any tutorials now but i guess thats normal considering i am still having the 'post-orientation hangover syndrome' or whatever you call it. For now, i'll just let nature take its course. Oh how philosophical, i am.

Till next time, gogo power gunners!

You can never beat the Arsenal

Arsenal 1-1 Tottenham Hotsp*rs

Didn't watch the match but from the post-match reviews, i could derive some conclusions:
1. Djourou apparently forgot how to defend
2. Senderos was trying hard to run faster. Note i said trying
3. Gilberto was tackling air and legs when he should be aiming for the ball
4. Diaby the usual recent dunno-what-i-am-doing form
5. Midfield was pathetic and defence was barely clinging on

Despite all these defects, sp*rs just cant defeat us. Maybe we lose cos robinson wasn't there to flop haiz. Maybe ade wasn't there to smack in goals. Maybe we lacked depth in midfield without cesc n co. Maybe our defence was in shambles without toure and gallas. or maybe....
Sp*rs just suck and should go play in the S.league. I believe home united will give them a tough time.

Apparently, RvP was injured(again). He's an integral part of the arsenal team but he just too brittle. A few games and he breaks like glass, what a waste. I'm hoping he's fine and hopefully will be available for the birmingham game.

School's ok, i guess. I still have no idea wad CCA i should join. Bah hu cares. Till next time! C'mon you gooners!

Eduardo, Wooahh + Pre sp*rs

Howdy! Orientation's over =( and back to normal school life. Well, not tt normal if you wanna compare with cat high. We have many breaks and intervals in between tutorials and lectures, like a cheese really. I think we managed to bond most(other than some b**tards) of s54 together so its gonna get fun and funner i guess. Oh yes, go google funner, it is a word.

Right, Eduardo is playing battleships with his former manager, sort of. Its kinda childish reading this article, sounds like 2 schlboys fighting over their favourite strawberry popsicle and none will rest until one wins. Eduardo's on hot form now, maybe this is the crozillian explosion Croatia manager, bilic, mentioned a couple of months ago? Lets hope the crozillian(Bratian?) knock in like 4 goals against sp*rs, one left foot, one right foot, one head and one using his backside when paul robinson flop the ball in front of the goal. Go edu, gogogo edu.

No one seems to be sure wads going on with Diarra. Strangely enough, he didn't feature against burnley unlike what i expected. Apparently, the toons are planning to snatch him away. Tt would be a waste, really. I rate diarra highly and would want to see him in more first team action. But i think that's football, with the flamster on song now and cesc a automatic selection, chances for him or the other CMs would be super limited.

Reports are saying we are targetting Luke Freeman, a 15 yr old. (shock) Well, i nv seen him play before so i cant say much. Frankly, i haven even heard of him. Maybe arsenal can send a few scouts here too so we can send a few of our own 15 yr olds over. Its ok to dream, right?

Ok, i'm shagged but i'm happy cos i made alot of new friends. I actually know most of my classmates now so lets hope everything gonna be fun.

the wanky tottenham hotsp*rs went to rome to see the pope.
and this is what he said
Fuck off!


C'mon you gooners!

Crazy, Uh huh uh huh

Howdy, its been a tiring, enjoying, fun, insane, out-of-this-world 3 days. I've heard of VJ's famous orientation long before when i was still wearing the yucky green shorts. But nothing beats the real thing. Its just crazy fun plus a whole lot shouting here n there. Cyrus rocks to the core, and i mean it. My sub og, Cevan rocked too, many thanks to our 4 cute,hyper,sexy,handsome,pretty,cool,insane,mad,friendly,hospitable OGLs and of course our members! Cant describe in words how great the experience was. Oh yea, i lost my voice too.

Some arsenal news then. Seems like lehmann will go. Good luck to the poker-faced man, hes done enough for Arsenal i suppose. Oh and beckham turned up in training with the gunners. DB has matured a lot and i respect him loads now (Hes not manutd anymore), i think he will benefit the young gunners and hopefully he can teach clichy how to whip a cross. SO burnley's next and hleb,fab,ade,kolo,eboue,rvp,flamster,clichy are either out or rested or away to play in ANC so thats 8 regulars out of contention. Despite that, i believe we have enough depth and ability to defeat lowly burnley. Show us your power diaby and diarra, gay boys.

Right, i was completely shagged 12 hours ago and after 12 hours of sleep, i am half shagged. My voice is improving by the minute, i can feel it, i can even hum the tune of 'whose that team they call the arsenal?' now so i should be recovering. Woohoo, off to meet with my OG for some lunch/dinner before going to suntec to dance till i drop.

Whose the best? VJ!
Till next time and c'mon you gooners!!!

Pre-SCHOOL + Match in one hour

Arsenal's kicking off in one hour and holy mama, my head hurts. Mucus is dripping onto my keyboard as i am typing this, yellow yucky viscous mucus slowly spreading into each n every key on my keyboard, and i use my tongue to... OK lets not be sick. But my heads hurt really, together with flu, the disgusting mutating virus which just wont die. Bah sucks so much now, considering i have to wake up early tmr to go to school, yea school, the one you n i hate.

But hey, school's not so bad. I actually miss school during my previous holidays. But now its just that i have to go to a different school and wake up in a different(earlier) time. Perhaps it'll get better. It better get better.

What am i talking about? I swear its the flu, its the flu, the flu, flu.....

Right, i read from Arseblog that carlos vela is back at Arsenal. I dont think he will feature in the league, perhaps a few run outs in those cup matches, like against burnley for example. I have a feeling its gonna be a good match because its the new year. It makes everyone play better or smth. Sort of.

Well, its time to go pop a few panadols and lie on the couch until the match starts then hopefully i will wake up on time tmr. *cross fingers. And happy new year to everyone again and c'mon you gooners!